Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Swim! Eagle! Swim!


The Wife

The wife and I were walking along the shipyard and saw an eagle on the shore eating some kind of dead fish when a raven flew down to the eagle and tried to horn in on his snack.  The eagle being unappreciative and not willing to share flew off with the fish but landed in the water after about ten feet of flight.

We then saw the eagle swim back to shore, I didn’t even know eagles could float or swim or whatever it was doing.

Who knew, but I have the picture when people tell me I’m nuts.
Eagle Duck
On another note, we recently received our camp shirts and I hired this model to sport them so all of you back in the motherland know what we’ll be wearing five days a week while we’re at camp.
Fishing Shirt
Mountain Shirt

Thursday, May 24, 2012

Crab Fester-ing


Big Sweetie
Guess who came back to the mission today, TUCKER!  Except this time he came with his human-mother.  Apparently Tucker is a bit shy around guns but he still loves to retrieve ducks and ptarmigan.

He officially receives my Big Sweetie Stamp of Approval.

Well it was a lousy start to this year’s crab festival.  We walked a few miles there so that the wife could get a nice fat ice cream bar for 5 dollars.  That may sound like a lot but last year these bars were huge, as if someone just cut a one-inch slab from a carton, dipped it in chocolate and rolled it in almonds.  Well this year we think they may have just gotten bars from the store, dipped them in chocolate and rolled them. 
Last Year
This Year

This weekend we will be scanning the crowd to make sure the crab legs are still as abundant at their premium price.

Oh well at least I saw an eagle.
I See You


Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Killer Squid


Mr. T would be so jealous; one of the kid’s parents at the mission has a rescued wirehaired pointer.  My wife and I went to the hardware store to get a couple furnace filter for the trailer and when we were leaving I saw a wire haired standing in the front seat of a four door Ford truck.  That would have made my day, but as soon as we parked the van at the mission the same truck pulled in behind us.  I was out of the van and headed to see the dog in no time.

I couldn’t help myself, and I know why.

It’s all Mr. T’s fault; I have spent too much time with him picking up bad habits such as being part dog crazy. I’m nowhere near as ill as he is but I fear someday he and his daughter might drive me into dog-senility.

I wish I‘d taken my camera to the hardware store.

Later that day the wife and I decided to go kayaking.  I actually had to drag her to go, but she soon realized it was well worth the misery of getting all the gear together and carrying the kayak to mission beach.

Our trip was to take us out and around Bird Island, which is the island in the middle of the picture below.

It was a wonderful trip with glassy seas and plenty of sunshine.  We saw a seal swimming toward us, but when it got close enough for its comfort it sank below the surface.  That was the last we saw of the seal.  Besides seeing many different species of birds we were almost overtaken by a giant squid that I was able to fight off with my oar. 

Recliner Point
The wife tells me it was really just a large pink jellyfish.  

Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Mallards

I have been carrying my camera with me pretty much nonstop incase I have an opportunity to snap a picture, which is how I was able to get this picture.

These ducks were in the same spot we found them in the day before just outside of our Kinda Cottage (trailer).
Hen and Drake

Hen and Drake in Flight

We also spotted a blue heeler running by the mission, sadly we were unable to take it in as its owner was running several paces behind it.  We could have brought it home if it was a stray, I’ve often hear it said that two heelers are better than one.

Monday, May 21, 2012

Hot Cocoa

Today we had another encounter with an animal.  Her name is Cocoa the ten-year-old gray muzzled, creaky, stiff-hipped, attention seeking pooch.  Her need for attention is only matched by Lupin’s lust for fetching.

We’ll get back to her later.

We were told by the food bank man that there is a family of Sitka black tailed deer that made the mission their home over the winter.  These deer have been hanging around the mission munching on grass and eating the vegetables that food bank man planted last year.  This is why he has made it his personal crusade to rid the mission of these deer.  That and the fact that the mission is full of small children daily, and no one wants to see one of the deer tromp a small child. 

Well we finally met the deer and I can say two things about them, they don’t fear humans and they’re tiny compared to the white tail we have back in the homeland.  You can yell at the deer, but they ignore you and you can throw rocks, but they think you’re trying to feed them (I’ve been told).  I could’ve harvested the deer had I a gun, but again I had no gun.

However, we did have Cocoa.  She chased the deer off with a few barks and the best chasing an old dog can do.  This was all intentional as Cocoa’s owner let her out of the office to chase the deer away.  My wife was concerned that Cocoa might run away but she only made it far enough to get rid of the deer before remembering how old she is, but she looked like a young pup for just a moment.

Later the same day as we returned to the Kinda-Cottage we came upon a pair of mallards. Honest to codfish I could have sneezed on them they were so close.
I don’t think that wild game have fear in the absence of firearms and cameras.

Once again my gun was safely at home in Indiana with Mr. T.

As I finish typing and look up I see 4 pair of ducks coming in to land at Mission beach.

Sunday, May 20, 2012

Double Eagles

Animals and their intelligence
Double Eagles
There is nothing like living within walking distance of the beach where bald eagles hang out.  I have been trying to get a picture of them and they don’t seem to mind me walking around them, but as soon as I pull up the camera they bust.  I guess they don’t like to be shot at even with a camera.

Later that morning we decided to climb Old Woman, which is the last mountain we climbed before we left last year.  I left my camera at home because I had neglected to charge the battery before we left, but we’ll get to that later.

This year when we arrived the mountains were still covered in snow, but we didn’t let that stop us from climbing.  This was the first time I have ever gone uphill against snow for more than a mile or so.  Though the mountain is probably the easiest to climb on the island the snow on top of it crushed my dreams of ever climbing Mt. Everest. To be honest I never had any desire to climb Everest in the first place, but I now know for sure the people that tackle it must be unstable.

To add to our fun the mountain we fogged in which cut our visibility drastically, but we could still see the trail.  When we reached the top my wife spotted the Alaskan equivalent to the ringed-neck known as the Ptarmigan, which also happens to be the state bird. 

Luckily my wife had her camera ready.

She is Always Prepared
I couldn’t believe how close I could get to them especially considering they were in no cover at all.  This was probably due to my lack of a firearm.  However I was finally able to bust one so I could watch it fly down the mountain and out of sight.
The Ptarmigan
Our Hero

With the bird gone we examined this shrine to someone who passed away a few years ago. I was at this time our friend the ptarmigan returned from out of nowhere to buzz my poor wife.  

She was not amused.

Saturday, May 19, 2012

We're Here

We are here after 22 hours of travel.  All of our bags made it but one of Sonya’s, it is catching the first plane in today.

We have been assigned the trailer. 

It is way bigger than what we’re used to living in, but smaller than our Heap (we love the house we just like to tease it) in Terre Haute. This is a one room, tin roof, thin walled, Mr. T approved (though it lacks wood heat) nest.  If you don’t count the infestation of large hairy spiders we have the place all to ourselves. 
The Kinda-Cottage

It is way bigger than what we’re used to living in, but smaller than our Heap (we love the house we just like to tease it) in Terre Haute. This is a one room, tin roof, thin walled, Mr. T approved (though it lacks wood heat) nest.  If you don’t count the infestation of large hairy spiders we have the place all to ourselves. 
 My Wife

The View From Recliner Point

This is the view from Kinda-Cottage.  The picture isn’t great, but you can see Woody Island on the left, Bird Island in the middle, and another part of Kodiak on the right.  So, forgive me if my writings stumble a bit here and there I frequently get distracted by the birds flying by.

God has promised good to us and God has delivered. 

Friday, May 18, 2012

Time Travel

Last time round we flew Indianapolis-Chicago-Seattle-Anchorage-Kodiak with a total in air time of 12 hours.  This time we were scheduled to fly Indianapolis-Dallas-Anchorage-Kodiak with a total flight time of 9 hours. Looking at the map it makes no sense how this time could be shorter, but I have figured it out.  The 6 and a half hour flight from Dallas to Anchorage listed on our itinerary was really just over 8 hours.  I was so excited when we only had an hour and a half to go, and was non-plussed to find out it was another 3 hours, but we made it.

We're here in Anchorage waiting to fly to Kodiak.

In Dallas I saw a man that resembled my late uncle Wally who in turn resembled Santa Clause and played him at Christmas time before he passed.  The man in Dallas was talking to someone else he had recently met and I over heard (Santa always talks loudly and has a hearty laugh so he is not hard to hear) him talking about his desire to play Santa in the coming years because there is fat cash involved.

Now for what I heard:

Man: So you want to play Santa, do you have any grandkids?

Santa: No, I don't even have regular kids I had the wife spayed early on so we never had kids. She loves it when I say that.

Me: Chuckle

Sonya: Don't ever say that about me!


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As we arrived in Anchorage and walked around the airport I noticed many people decked out in camouflage sporting gun cases. Hanging around Mr. T as much as I have I can't help myself but to strike up conversation with fellow animal chasers and I was curious to know what they were hunting so I asked a guy as we passed on the escalator.

Me: What you huntin'?

Camo Man:  Bear.

Me: I hope you get a fat one!

Cam Man:  Oh, I'm done and I didn't get anything.


I know bear hunting and bird hunting are not the same, but I sure am pleased as pie Mr. T and I didn't come back empty handed from North Dakota last fall.

The Tweeter

Sitting in the terminal in Indianapolis waiting for our flight to depart in 2 hours.  My parental units were kind enough to drop us off at the new Bird Nest.  They are on their way to Louisville to watch softball...I guess local games just don't satisfy their addiction.

These short posts are must be what The Tweeter is like, I don't have an account.

Along those same lines I heard the Facebook is up for sale for more money than Jesus would ever need and some say it's not going to be worth anything once the hype is over.

I've tried to tell people this for years.

It's not worth anything!

At least compared to my real friends made of flesh and bone, and I can't even sell them.

I guess when you sell The Facebook it sells you, or at least that is how they plan on making money. They are going to sell your information more or less. Hahahahah.... I told you they would steal your soul.

I could go on and on, but I feel like it's stealing my soul by writing about it.

NEXT STOP DALLAS, I'm gonna find out who shot JR!!!!

YEE HAW.

Thursday, May 17, 2012